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- You can say “fartlek” and “yassos” without giggling. Wait. That”s almost impossible. If you”ve ever done one of those two workouts, that counts.
- You can convert kilometers to miles or vice versa. Sometimes, you can even do that while running.
- You know exactly how many miles there are in a marathon.
- You have had at least one toe nail become purple or black, and it wasn”t because you were wearing the hottest toenail polish color.
- Two words: bloody nipples.
- Two more words: weiner bite.
- You proudly don your reflective vest and headlamp in order to run in the dark. You refuse to believe that you look dorky. You look like a safe runner.
- You can discuss bodily fluids and gastrointestinal issues without flinching. Thinking “ewwww” never crosses your mind. Usually, you are thinking “I hope that doesn’t happen to me” or “Ugh. I hate when that happens.”
- You have a vague idea that one lap around a track is equal to a quarter mile, two laps equals a half mile, etc. (Note: This does not mean that you can do math and run simultaneously, or that you will remember these handy track facts when you start your track workout.)
- Getting up at 6 a.m. on a Saturday morning to run for two to three hours doesn”t sound like an outlandish, cruel punishment. Instead, it sounds like the perfect way to start your weekend.
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